Wait I wanna try NeoPickupLines too uhm :U AltaDAMN gurr, you are the cutest person ever. u wu <3
i’m totally using altaDAMN from now on omg
Are you the 'Heart of the Mountain'? Because you make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside ♥ ~(￣▽￣~)
I LOOK LIKE A BIG DORK SMILING AT MY COMPUTER THIS IS TOO CUTE
Are u rainbow ding cause you're the most beautiful of all the turds
DING & omfg what i’m tearing
if finding you hella cute is illegal, then arrest me
you’re goin to jail for a long long time, missy
i’m pretty sure i can outrun that chia, so i’m good
Are you Isca? Because I would go to the depths of Maraqua just to reach you.
i need more neo pick up lines in my life, this is the best
Are you Dr. Sloth? Because I fight a daily battle with my uncomfortably sexual feelings for you. (I'm both sorry and not sorry for the content of this message. I'd click anon but we'd all know it was me.
OH MY GOD FRANKIE I’M LAUGHING
*whispers* are you an alien aisha? ...‘cause you’re out of this world.
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If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
oh ma gawd
i love these so much omg anon
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
i’m giggling, i love this