A message from jacques--the--swift
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A message from Anonymous
Are you the 'Heart of the Mountain'? Because you make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside ♥ ~( ̄▽ ̄~)

I LOOK LIKE A BIG DORK SMILING AT MY COMPUTER THIS IS TOO CUTE

A message from Anonymous
Are u rainbow ding cause you're the most beautiful of all the turds

DING & omfg what i’m tearing 

A message from grumpywocky
if finding you hella cute is illegal, then arrest me
A reply from candykougra

you’re goin to jail for a long long time, missy

i’m pretty sure i can outrun that chia, so i’m good

A message from Anonymous
Are you Isca? Because I would go to the depths of Maraqua just to reach you.

i need more neo pick up lines in my life, this is the best

neotag gets smooth

A message from pirakeet
Are you Dr. Sloth? Because I fight a daily battle with my uncomfortably sexual feelings for you. (I'm both sorry and not sorry for the content of this message. I'd click anon but we'd all know it was me.

OH MY GOD FRANKIE I’M LAUGHING

A message from Anonymous
If you were a sharpie you'd be ultra fine

i love you omg hahah

A message from grumpywocky
were your parents artists? because you're a masterpiece
A reply from neoperks

MEOW BBY YOU’VE WON MY HEART

A message from Anonymous
you better call life alert because i've fallen for you and i can't get up
A reply from neoperks

I’m actually laughing so hard this is my favorite commercial

A message from Anonymous
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

i’m swooning omg

A message from Anonymous
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

YES

A message from Anonymous
*whispers* are you an alien aisha? ...‘cause you’re out of this world.

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A message from Anonymous
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

oh ma gawd

i love these so much omg anon

A message from Anonymous
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

i’m giggling, i love this